{"product_id":"im-sorry-my-horse-card","title":"I'm Sorry My Horse… Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes your horse owes someone an apology — and you need the perfect card to deliver it. The “I’m Sorry My Horse…” Card by Mare Modern Goods is a laugh-out-loud greeting card featuring a checklist of equine offenses, from “Kicked you (ouch!)” and “Bucked you off” to “Pooped in their water bucket (again!)” and “Is just a jerk.” Check the applicable boxes, hand it over, and let your horse take the blame. The perfect card for barn friends, trainers, farriers, vets, or anyone who’s survived a day with your horse. Comes with a coordinating blue envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mare Modern Goods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49106703876331,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0841\/7103\/0763\/files\/Screenshot_24-7-2026_104230_www.faire.com.jpg?v=1784904157","url":"https:\/\/frederica-tack-shop.myshopify.com\/products\/im-sorry-my-horse-card","provider":"Frederica Tack Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}